Amount you love talking about loving America
How well you know the words to the "Star Spangled Banner"
Variety of cheeses you're willing to eat
Percentage of your car covered in stickers of this color
Amount you're a terrorist
Thinking Stephen Colbert is funny
Thinking Stephen Colbert is being serious
Amount that this color is for queers and homos who aint welcome here in the first place.
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